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July 23, 2025 -- 3:42 PM
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June 29, 2005 -- 11:37 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

aw man. Painter dudes woke me up at like nine. What the fuck...

Being alone in my house for a few days I decided to finish off the two english muffins on the counter and so I made bacon and egg McMuffins. Damn, who knew bacon burned so easily? Still, they were pretty good because I had a brilliant new recipe idea. I mixed honey mustard right into the eggs and then instead of putting honey mustard on the english muffins (because there's already some in the eggs) I put cream cheese on. It's like double the goodness that way!!!

June 29, 2005 -- 1:24 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

ooooh fun! I'm designing the LDF EP!!!

June 28, 2005 -- 11:04 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

don't worry, I'm lactating!

June 28, 2005 -- 7:47 PM
posted by Beck

Hey Par are you not back yet?
I'm out of milk...

June 28, 2005 -- 4:12 PM
posted by eric

i believe it's called SWEET.


you can give me those euro marble slab coupons when you get back. thanks.

June 28, 2005 -- 3:09 PM
posted by eric

oh yeah, tay, remind me to lend you the EQ i picked up yesterday at Mothers (apparently they sell back issues for half the cover price) - cause it has a pretty good interview with the guy from TV ON THE RADIO

June 28, 2005 -- 2:23 PM
posted by *andy thompson

Edgar Allan Poe's The Pit and the Pendulum?

June 28, 2005 -- 2:17 PM
posted by Par

Russians, huh? Interesting.

Got a question for you folks (my hunch is that Andy knows, but I'm not sure.)

There's a metaphor for impending doom. It is, as I recall, a person strapped to a table with a giant axe swinging above their heads. As the axe swings, it gets closer. I have no idea what it's called though, and Google is underequipped for such an enquiry. Ideas?

June 28, 2005 -- 2:10 PM
posted by eric

i dunno...i've lost interest in Sharapova since she turned 18...she just doesn't have that...certain....something...... wah? wah?

June 28, 2005 -- 1:17 PM
posted by eric

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