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July 30, 2025 -- 12:02 PM
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June 18, 2005 -- 11:32 AM
posted by Al

Who wants a ping-pong/table tennis table? Comes with everything. Free of charge and it will be delivered to your house.

-Strictly for my ninjas

June 18, 2005 -- 4:06 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

Shit... now I remember why I used to go to new city practically every day; it's like winning the lottery! I show up there tonight and basically don't know a single person there except for Kara. But sure enough, I have the following drinks purchased for me mostly by perfect strangers:

1. A bottle of Red Stripe (hell of a way to start an evening!)
2. A bottle of Pilsner
3. A drop-shot of jaggermeister and red-bull (warning: red bull not to be mixed with alcohol... pfft, whatever!)
4. Half of Kara's gin and tonic
5. a double Rum and Coke

And to end the evening, I get 2 double cheeseburgers and half a large fries for free.

The down-side to this whole ordeal?
I work at 9.


June 18, 2005 -- 12:29 AM
posted by P

erg, *before

June 18, 2005 -- 12:28 AM
posted by P

Everything beyond Eric's latest post is italicized.

June 17, 2005 -- 8:13 PM
posted by Al

I've seen that image before. Kind of shocking even now.

Good for you Eric! Maybe now we can hang or whatever the cool kids do now a days.

-Strictly for my ninjas

June 17, 2005 -- 7:56 PM
posted by edo

June 17, 2005 -- 7:12 PM
posted by eric

kay my shit's offish finished time to roll on some ish.

June 17, 2005 -- 5:59 PM
posted by Par

This op-ed points to at least one reason why most of Revenge of the Sith bothered me (there are parts that I did enjoy.) And it's not even complaining about the painful dialogue.

June 17, 2005 -- 5:55 PM
posted by Par

I think Billy West is beginning to show his inner curmudgeon. But it's fun to read.

June 17, 2005 -- 4:35 PM
posted by Al

Yep Par is right it's off Fark. (too bad about the coupons, free coupons for everyone else if they want them. There only good until the end of this month.) When someone post "her knees are too sharp!" it means that the babe is so hot that nothing is wrong with her. This goes back to when a picture was posted of some swimsuit model. She was in a word perfect. However one fark poster decided that even she was underneath his standards and made a excuse that her knees were too sharp. He was ridiculed off fark and from that day on the phrase has been used to denote how hot a female is. Thats what I get from what I have read, don't quote me on it.

-Strictly for my ninjas

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