I don't think they make dessert out of these beans, Percy. They're just regular old green beans like you grow in the garden on vines (like peas). Common in dishes like caseroles and soups, and just plain delicious by themselves. I don't get it... I love green beans... I'll just have to eat them really well cooked I guess.

Taylor, I think you ought to start leaving bizarre comments there that you don't say anywhere else and just see what happens.... something that'll really stick out, and that you'll definitely notice is different from what the girl would typically say otherwise... then not only do you know what she knows, but you'll be manipulating her on top of it. (or is that just something i would do?)

So I'm pretty sure this girl I know is reading my xanga (online journal) religiously and totally lurking on it. The things she says can no longer be attributed to coincidence. I suspected as much for a while, but I couldn't be sure. But I've come to the conclusion that it's beyond mere chance. I pick up little things that people say (no matter how innocent they may think the words are) and I can figure out what's going on inside their heads... and despite my surprise at some of these revelations I always play it cool. This is a rule everyone should learn: never let someone know that you know what they know. I should be like a fucking detective or something... I'm so awesome at this shit.

y'know, I could totally just buy a pair of white shoes and draw shit on them myself.

In fact... maybe I fuckin will!

Ouch, green beans? Like the ones they use for dessert? What a loss. Good stuff.

This is hilarious. When Paris Hilton's phone got cracked, they also got this voice-message from Lindsay Lohan which has been going around on the internet. Too fuckin funny.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/lohanhilton.mp3

finally, some props to Achewood:

Cartoons Go Online
The emancipation of the funny pages
By Brad Mackay
March 9, 2005


from cbc.ca

thanks Mary! I'd already known that, but still... it really really reacted. more than the control... and a lot more than the only other thing that really got any sort of reaction: green beans. I mean, what gives, green beans? I love green beans. but apparently as long as I don't eat them raw, I'll be okay. Still, oats weren't even a blip on the radar screen, nor were any tree fruit (cooked) so who knows what's up. I've had reactions to apples for at least a decade now... maybe it's something else? wtf? meh, I'll find out sooner or later...