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April 16, 2004 -- 12:01 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

    A brilliant tit-for-tat between would-be-art-critics-turned-art-thieves, an unsuspecting Gaurdian journalist caught in the crossfire and London's (if not the world's) most notorious grafitti stenciller BANKSY:

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,3604,1184169,00.html

    It doesn't get much more entertaining than this. hahaha Those crazy brit bastards crack me up.

April 15, 2004 -- 11:58 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

shit... I got nothin tonight. Can't rhyme when yer brain's just mush runnin on 2 hours of sleep. That last attempt was LAME. No flow whatsoever. Pathetic.

April 15, 2004 -- 11:52 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

    Now Johnny Kish-Kash gots my back
    on my verbal whip-lash of attack,
    can't defeat us wit da Man in da Black
    your imPEEtus is deMANdin' some flack.
    How high's the water momma?
    Well it's 6 feet high n' risin'.

    I'm tired of lies n' alibis n'
    Light Invasions t' Mark Evasions
    the truth now cries, don't try my patienze-
    yer shit don't flys wit me!
    It don't smell like roses neither-
    Foken' hell, can't change yer diapers either?!
    Words jis whinin'; thinkn' baby needsa teether.
    yall burpin up rhymes, we need some kleenex,
    in these times baby grows up on www.teen-X
    I'm a phoenix six feel tall and risin'...
    a-risin to the occasion I'll tear infants assunder
    puttin babies six feet under
    with a casket that he lies on.
    Premature fetus tries to be a man,
    with his overture t' feed us... he gots no plan...
    this MC's stillbr0n but he don't need us,
    kuz he's all up in killah pr0n industry elitist,
    flashin his wares, but nothin even theres,
    baby jis' barely gots a penis,
    and he gots one ball to bares, kuz the other hasn't sinken
    yet now over here I'm Abraham hyperLincoln'
    and baby been blindly clickin without blinkin
    but oh shit! I set you fuckers up the bomb!
    Is that a clit?!! This shit's all wrong!!!
    but jis' "Check this shit out" (I'm not a liar!)
    And Tub Girl falls into a burning ring of fire.
    You want a man to die for you and more!!!
    Well that ain't me babe... no, no, no...
    that ain't me yer lookin for...
    babe.

April 15, 2004 -- 11:32 PM
posted by alison

    further on the library sale:
    they usually only have 30 pallets of stock for sale
    so this is huge
    stock will change constantly, so you don't know what you're missing...
    and as the news release said: come early and come often
    Saturday 9-6 and Sunday 1-5
    Milner Library Parkade P3N Downtown

    I'm looking for Bill Peet (my favourite children's author... worked for Disney too)
    but also stuff for ECOS... environmental issues/resources etc.
    but they have everything available. paperbacks, cassettes, videos, hardcover etc.
    it's worth a look if nothing else.
    the most affordable book sale in Edmonton
    paperbacks and cassettes for 50 cents.
    hardcover, videos etc. for $2.

April 15, 2004 -- 8:58 PM
posted by alison

    um, P, I thought for a little bit that your whole "Napoleon Icecream" bit was just another extension of your weird bat-logic-illogical dialogue.

    Neapolitan.


    i must say... being on the other side of the interview table is a bizarre experience.

    oh, by the way, I can now legitimately inform you of my "secret"
    I have been hired to be ECOS director for next year.
    really not nearly as consequential or exciting as the supposed pregnancy
    although this does not mean I shall be seeking such an "exciting" event as becoming pregnant. It just means that y'all may not enjoy hearing the news near as much. nor that the ECOS job will be a cakewalk, but it doesn't have life-long implications and thus is a much less consequential 'thing' than pregnancy

    blah blah blah. I'm just babbling... sorry!



    good luck to all y'all who have exams tomorrow.
    I'll probably be around to study and say hi, but who knows.
    I think I've seen more of some of you since classes have ended... weird.

April 15, 2004 -- 4:52 PM
posted by Beck

    Fucking windows fucking applications causing fucking errors and fucking fuck shit.

    Par - will that SUSE version of linux support my sound card?
    how do I check?

April 15, 2004 -- 2:24 PM
posted by AD

    Just since I haven't said it in a really long time....

    AD says "WOOF"!!!

April 15, 2004 -- 12:06 PM
posted by Mike D

    King Ad-Rock
    Rules like Spock

April 15, 2004 -- 12:00 PM
posted by edo

ah hahahahaha... lol.. *snort*...

April 15, 2004 -- 11:42 AM
posted by Beck

    Goddammit Par, you're so goddamn negative all the time...
    I mean, who doesn't care about the urea cycle?
    It's the UREA cycle!
    Take that bioch.... Hahaha

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