Four posts in a row? That's a faux-pas!!!
Like instead of Train 48, watching Oprah!!!

Yo P methinks I'm bein too mean
Y'see I'm more stressed now than I've been
But Itz all the damn textbooks I've seen.
I gotta study Anthro shit about Aberdeen,
who gives two-shits 'bout rock-village scenes?!?

notice I'm biting your style?
4 lines-per rhyme all the while?
Doing so now makes me smile
just kuz I'm evil and vile.

Then again, what will you do?
Your rhymes stink more than my poo.
Now it's a battle,
I've stolen your rattle,
Is baby gonna cry bout that too?

Somehow I switched to a lim'rick,
but I guess I'll maintain it for this trick-
not up my sleeve?
I don't deceive!
rabbits in hats? I'm allergic!

I steal P's respect once again,
by biting his style I offend,
I do it because it is mocking
just like repeating him when talking.

I tend to do that a lot;
an echo of him (in earshot),
except that I repeat it more whiney.
Worried? Now way! He's so tiny.

So what'll you do, will you bring it?
Open your mouth and I'll sting it...
If there were King bees I would be one,
whereas Percy would just be a peon.

Y'know pigeons are also doves;
'rock-doves' to be exact,
but nobody actually loves
dem' city birds, that's a fact.

Peace to all the doves
who look above and write of
sweet things, hand and glove
with brotherly love.

Reefer Madness was an old prop movie. Grass is a new agitprop film.

and the word of the day is:
Lothario: a man who obsessively seduces women.
just because my dictionary was open to it.

odd...
my dictionary automatically opens to the page with bourgeoisie on it
and..
the last entry in the W section is WYSIWYG as defined by my dictionary:

WYSIWYG (wiz'ee-wig')
adj.
Relating to or being a word-processing or desktop publishing system in which the screen displays text exactly as it will be printed.

nothing about "What You See Is What You Get"

meh, whatever, not my problem... but still odd that they don't describe the acronym

bour·geois    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (br-zhwä, brzhwä)

n. pl. bourgeois
1. A person belonging to the middle class.
2. A person whose attitudes and behavior are marked by conformity to the standards and conventions of the middle class.
3. In Marxist theory, a member of the property-owning class; a capitalist.




Oh yeah, and it seems that The Onion has been used as a legitimate source of news. . . again.

Finally, Mike Seaver, where are you now?