Happy Birthday Jess!

More good times from The Onion:

Coke Sponsored Rover Finds Evidence of Dasani on Mars
And, in honour of Beck,


Rematch with Mechanical Bull Planned All Week Long

since I rarely have anything relevant to say here, I thought I'd start off this post by mentinoing that this probably isn't an exception. That said, reading those older posts about floppy discs reminded me of something. They're called floppy discs because literally, way way back, before the days of the 5" discs, there were even bigger discs, like 10" or something. I've seen one, it kinda looks like a really flimsy record, case and all. Maybe someone else has seen one of these, but for all I know, they were just really "floopy" hence the name. that carried on all the way until someone desiced that they needed to be compact, mini, or DV discs.

but that's all I got. I'll be back here next week, I hope.

FREE HENRY ROLLINS LECTURE

if anyone is interested i have a guest list +1 pass to tonight's Henry Rollins speaking engagement at the Winspear. though i will not be attending any of you are invited to make use of my plus one. so just ask. if you have any questions or whatever, you can ring me at home 440-3769.

yuppers.

Hmm...Alison just had dental work done and I'm trying (operative word) to write a research paper...the parallels that abound in life.

But seriously, if anyone knows anything at all about Islamic philosophy, let me know!

is it a good thing when your new fillings make noises in your mouth when you bite?
I think I need to go to the dentist...

and as for everything else... not so interested in actually doing my work in class today...
woo, exciting, last lab of STELLA modelling
and then work on two presentations and papers... all tonight.
WOO HOO isn't this just so exciting?

I think I'm going to go to the dentist tomorrow,
this is really weird.
Do you know if they still put mercury in the filling amalgam?

That's right!
With the apprehension of Katherine Dribb and the black coral necklace returned to the grateful residents of Sydney I have earned myself another promotion.
I'm coming for you Carmen!

27. You didn't notice that there were more than 25 items on the list

25 WAYS TO TELL THAT THE SEMESTER IS DRAGGIN' ON TOO LONG

1. Shaving becomes more and more optional by the day.
2. You get more sleep in class than you do in your bed.
3. You can no longer distinguish your bank balance from your GPA.
4. You actually think, "If I were diagnosed with Pneumonia, I could get a doctor's note excusing me from finals!" (or maybe diagnosed with temporary insanity... after too long without sleep...)
5. You can't say the word "Lab" without qualifying it with some kind of profanity.
6. You spend more time calculating the lowest possible mark you can afford to get on your final exam than you spend studying for it.
7. You only wash dirty dishes when they outweigh you.
8. The tomatoes in your fridge have become sentiment.
9. The first thought you have when you wake up is "20 more hours and I can go back to sleep!"
10. MasterCard is now master over you!
11. You forget to pay rent, hydro and phone bills. But you'll do anything to ensure cable (and internet) isn't disconnected.
12. Your concept of cleaning the toilet is "Aim for the stain"!
13. Those "Train At Home For A Better Career" commercials seem like a viable alternative to your course of study.
14. Being a stand up Comedian seems like a viable alternative to your course of study.
15. Being a Professional wrestler seems like a viable alternative to your course of study. (homelessness, McDonalds...it's all good)
16. Your IQ exceeds your body weight. But you're just as stupid as you've always been.
17. "Tearing your hair out" used to be a figure of speech.
18. Just about anything constitutes a healthy meal provided that you drink it with milk.
19. You are briefly convinced that your inability to get dates is actually a blessing because you don't have time for it.
20. 3 meals in one day is special occasion.
21. You memorize acronyms you learned in class and use them regularly. But have no idea what they mean.
22. You can't remember a concept you learned last semester, but you can quote
word-for-word an episode of the Simpsons you saw two years ago.
23. "Catching the news" means watching Sportsdesk while eating breakfast. (or reading 'the gateway's crazy editorials)
24. The only thing that keeps you from causing your roommate serious physical
harm is the fact that the Hydro is in their name.
25.You begin to remember high school as the best years of your life - in other
words, you've become delusional.
26. Lists like this actually describe your life.

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