so, Oilers becomes Lubricators, eh? Do you think we should tell them?
maybe at the next game, we should all watch somewhere and shout "Go Lubricators!"
I think that would be funny, in a perverse sort of way.

odd how translations make things more, um, odd.

Hope Bubba HoTep was fun. Sadly, I stayed home and studied,
watched a movie with my mom, and ranted for a while before studying some more.
Gotta love studying. I really want this to be over with.
But I also want to do well. How do you do both?
I've had enough already.
I want to go somewhere other than here. Get all the garbage in my head out.
perhaps just sit and stare at something for a really long time.
do nothing.

Well, less than a month, and then that's it.
I can get out of my job if I have to.
How do you reneg on a promise though?
This Annoying Oathbreaker really does seem to be coming true.

Okay, bedtime.
I'm using words like "reneg," it's getting late,
and my diction is changing to match my exhaustion.

Although some of the best stuff comes from Alison's Spanish translation:

• perhaps I will bring brownies to smooth the excess of the thing... (for its breast, of course)


• oh oh, amused history ("it has amused is "or no pathetic strange, but amused amused)

And best of all:

• but my papa requested outside that homemade for my breast because he has an invitation to the game of the lubricators

Haha! Language.

• English to German to English


• English to Spanish to English


I contend that both Percy and Jere make more sense this way. Thank you, Google Translation Tools!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAA. If it's gonna be stored anywhere, it's gotta be behind the zipper Par. Jeez get it straight.

Look I'm posting at a weird time when I should be home!

Beck I'd to see you do worse than 25 points in penguin darts... And you can't get 0.

Alison... you like the darkness guy, because of the crotch cleavage his shirts show.. is it really that easy to impress girls that way? I'll get a pair of scissors and go to work.

Mar... JBJ probably would be hot... if I was a girl.

SO who would win... Jon BonJovi or John Stamos?

or even better Ed vs Jabba the hut?

and the main event Pam vs. a lampost

alright, Par, "the perfect holster is behind the zipper" what???
I don't get it, and i'm not sure I want to.



I hate going to the dentist.
I got three teeth filled today, but at least i didn't feel anything for once!
And I'm still numb... 9:30 until almost 2... yay novocaine

could you actually sing as high as that ugly brit boy?
he looks like Mr. Bean with some of his rock grimaces
but man, I love the outfits, and the blatant takeover of the 70's genre.
soooooo good
Did you ever hear their christmas song? the video's so funny


Sorry, Pam! I really though I had deleted those two or three words when I e-mailed your mom,
but I hate asking for things (like references) and I was trying to keep it casual and friendly,
not needy.

Hope everything's okay...
perhaps I'll bring brownies to smooth thing over... (for your mom, of course!)

Jere, never be ashamed of JBJ...everyone knows he's HOT and always has been.

I remember the time I could sing just as high as their lead singer... I believe in a thing called love... I'm impressed how they managed to rock steady while being attacked by a gieant squid...

Fantastick!
simply... fantastick!