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March 14, 2004 -- 11:00 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

    "long time sist-ener, first time callera"

    Man... you totally fucked it up. Nobody knows what that's s'posed to mean. It took me a while to figure out that what you MEANT to say is this:

    "Long time CYST-ener, first time Cholera."

    The question from the floor is ignored. Next question?

    Oh yeah... Al- those are all very decent points. I stand pleasantly corrected.

    And although nobody knows my secret identity, yeah- Saturday at 9 works for me. Give me a call when you leave. (waitasec... how are you gonna get my mysterious number!? Oh yeah... you already have it.)

March 14, 2004 -- 6:09 PM
posted by Nezha

Guess whta day it is!!! White day as well as my sister's birthday!!! I messed up big this morning so maybe this will somehow make up for it.... Well at least I tried. Alison your picture isn't big enough to make me scroll horizontally or vertically... Yeah for new monitors.

March 14, 2004 -- 1:38 PM
posted by P

Hey Par, according to Andrew there's more to the Mystery of Time and Space now!

March 14, 2004 -- 1:35 PM
posted by Par

    Happy , Everyone!!

    Here's some delightful Pi Songs that you and your loved ones can partake in. Enjoy!!

March 14, 2004 -- 12:01 AM
posted by Par

    Okay, I fixed the link. Now I expect something in return. Namely, one of these brownies...

    Or some guacamole...

    Or some bizarre combination of the two...

    As long as it doesn't involve the shrimp (God knows I wouldn't want to flout the dictates of Leviticus.)

    Oh, and Beck, there's always Flash Curling.

March 14, 2004 -- 12:00 AM
posted by raygun82

March 14, 2004 -- 12:00 AM
posted by alison

    shit,

    I spelled avocado wrong!
    could you fix the link for me please, Par?
    I'd really appreciate it.
    (needs to be avocado instead of what it is)
    perhaps even cookie-merit appreciation...

March 14, 2004 -- 12:00 AM
posted by alison

    or how about this one?
    (it's an avacado)



    there's even a www.avacado.org website
    I know, really dorky, get over it!

    oddly enough, I'm craving guacamole now...
    mmm guacamole...

March 13, 2004 -- 11:40 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

    WHAT!? Today was WHITE DAY!!? Nobody even told me!!! NOW when am I supposed to act like a bigotted asshole? Oh wait... since my race is superior, I can do it any day. Nevermind. Carry on.




    BTW- I'm joking. Really.




    No, serious. It's a joke.

March 13, 2004 -- 8:18 PM
posted by P

O my god, it's MULE! It's MULE!!!! --- MULE!!!! What have I done? What have I unleashed?? MULE dammit!

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