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February 03, 2004 -- 12:07 AM
posted by Par

February 03, 2004 -- 12:06 AM
posted by Beck

what's a Billy Talent?

February 02, 2004 -- 11:08 PM
posted by eric



    oh mercy..*tear

February 02, 2004 -- 7:55 PM
posted by Jsese

anyone want to go to Billy Talent tomorrow night? 8:00 I think.

February 02, 2004 -- 3:45 PM
posted by edo

February 02, 2004 -- 10:12 AM
posted by edo

Comming off of two giant wins, our home team heros were riding a wave of success unrivaled at any point during the season. Positive on the outlook of this next game, our team was forgiving of their skips almost tragic absence from the last game. The evenings competition was a team that our heros had dismantled during the pre-season and were even short a player at game time. But alas such an outcome would not happen again as the first end proved to be laced with a hostility carried over from that pre-season match. The two teams crawled out of the first end with our home team just barely managing two points. From that point on though our hero's struggled to manage any points at all. The game was marred by continous fights mid-ice between shots, and several furious encounters near the hack, leaving the ice stained red with blood. The most damning evidence of the games fateful downhill spiral to a lose would be the skips inability to perform. The teams percentages were exceptionally high for the lead at 75% while the second and third managed an honest 60%-65%, it was the skip though that seemed to let the team down with a 16% shot percentage. The game ended with a valiant effort by our team to tie the game for the final end but fell short with the skip failing again to make her shots. And while lady luck did seem to be on the side of the opponents for several key shots, she made no appearances for our heros through-out the game. The 5-4 lose left a sad, disheartened, agrivated and disappointed team shaken and asking questions about the future...

February 02, 2004 -- 12:08 AM
posted by Arthrun Zalla

Yep... should be finishing homework...

February 01, 2004 -- 11:23 PM
posted by eric

    quack quack y'all

    http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~jslack/duckhunt.php

February 01, 2004 -- 6:28 PM
posted by eric

oh...i thought it had something to do with Fornication Under Consent of the King

February 01, 2004 -- 12:37 PM
posted by alison

    Paras, I thought it was Johnny 5, not 6. Wasn't 6 evil?

    Seeing as Par is the only one who responded to my Big Fish movie night,
    and that I'm too lazy to organize it. I'll probably go next weekend...
    sorry for all the laziness! If anyone is interested in joining me, let me know.
    I'll figure out a place and time soon, I hope.

    and, one final thing: The History of Flipping the Bird

    (Scott you should like this)

    The History of the Middle Finger
    Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?

    Giving the Finger
    Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French,
    anticipating victory over the English,
    proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers.
    Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow
    and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future.
    This famous weapon was made of the native English Yew tree,
    and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").

    Much to the bewilderment of the French,
    the English won a major upset and began mocking the French
    by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French,
    saying, "See, we can still pluck yew!

    "PLUCK YEW!"
    Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say,
    the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed
    to a labiodental fricative 'F',
    and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute!

    It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow
    that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird."

    And yew thought yew knew everything.

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