I think I like the new terror alert level there. Or maybe it was there before and I'm just blind. Either is quite possible. It's good to know how scared I should feel each and every day when I go outside. It's good to know that some person who I've never met, and quite frankly wouldn't make me cry if they got run over by anything, cares enough about me to tell me to issue some vague caution of an imminent terrorist attack in my backyard. How very pathetic our society based soley on fear has become...

Go to SpeedySnail to see the world's most useless sign.

No surprise that it's in the Psych Department, eh?

Oh yeah, a couple more things. These are for my benefit, really. They're phrases that I've heard that I figure I should start saying more often:



• "Hmmmm. That doesn’t make sense to me. But then, you are very small.
  Perhaps you're right."
  - Treebeard, "The Two Towers"



• "You pit your puny will against mine? In my presence, you are an
  ant, a termite. Abase yourself you grovelling insect!"
  - Sutekh, "The Pyramids of Mars"


I really feel that people don't say abase or grovelling enough these days.

Don't look at me to rhyme. Beyond the typically lame "I don't rhyme 'cause I don't have time" and "I'm a poet and I didn't know it," speaking in verse is not for me.


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Remember a while back when we were talking about the abundance of USB around. I mean, some computers come with upwards of 10 USB ports. After your printer, digital camera(s), webcam, mouse, and keyboard, you still had some leftover. Well, how about filling it up with this. I don't know if you can read that, but it says USB Christmas Tree. Can USB reindeer and Santas Claus be far behind?




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I was just sent the link to this survey. It seems Microsoft is more worried about open source alternatives than they let on. It's a survey sent to Linux users, asking them why they switched to Linux from Windows. Hmm... I wonder how many different ways I can phrase "Because you are more evil than Satan, and your product has pissed me off nearly continuously for 15 years" before they get the message.

Go rhyme! I suck at it, but I still try. Give it a whirl.

I'm alive!!! ALIIIIIIIVE!!! Half of you just thought "Dammit, I hoped he wouldn't be" I know you didn't mean it, but I know you thought it!

hey Guys
ééÓÑ àÕÑË
life here on the beach is great. but time goes by so very slow. i think it has to do with the fact that i am always on the go and here all i do is lie on the beach and get messages for 200 baht - which is about 8 bucks canadian. pretty nice. but i do miss home- believe it or not -and i am almost getting sick of shopping - almost.
beck - i went to your site- happy?
AD- HAppy Birthday- i'm sorry im not celebrating- but ill bring home some good old thai liquor and we can have a good time then.
ANDY- welcome back into town
PAR- yes it does look like ted
Oh- we don't get to go on elephant rides tomorrow- but we hopefully will when we head down south - bu we are going to see an 11 teir waterfall that we will climb a bit of- we will see how it goes.

so... AD, happy belated birthday.
I haven't checked this web page since my last post on the 17th,
so I just didn't get it in time, sorry!

Paras, autorefresh SUCKS!
I can't even get through a couple of posts without my computer refreshing.

And... I just experienced the most effective form of birth control ever.
You try hanging out with a whole bunch of rambunctious little kids all night,
including 9-month old twins.
They were so cute, but such an incredible handful.
little fingers reaching for everything, pulling hair, smearing things on your face...
Just remember that could be in your future, and things are not a rosy as you think.

Well, cheers!

oh, and yes, I'll be having a post-Christmas party yet again this year.
You'll have to e-mail me for the details though (because I don't know them yet!).

Will somebody please stop the rhyming?
It's not that I have anything against rhyme in general but those on here just suck.
There's absolutely no purpose for them, half the time they don't rhyme, and the other half it's so goddamn forced it's rediculous.
If you have something to say, DO NOT put it in rhyme if you expect myself or some other people to bother reading it.
That's all you mother-fucking-cock-sucking-piece-'o-shit-rat-bastard-slut Eminem wannabes!

"Why can't we all just along?"
ain't the name of the game of some stupid-ass song,
turns out it's from a presidential speech all along,
why you always gotta get my quotes wrong?
Yer like my Cheech Marren and I be yer Chong,
So I shouldn't hafta teach yas how to load a barren bong.
I'd also teach ya a little bambi,
but that P-Dawg blocks my log
like he thinks he's friggin Marcus Camby
but there can only be one number 23,
and it's not that damn-P
so I guess it gotsta be me.