i think we should just flip the bird to Comrie. he won't be in shape (just like Oates) and his impact on the team won't help us get into the play-offs. surprisingly however he's still recieved over 2000 votes for the All-Star Team. go figure.

anyways, here's some gift ideas for him and her that most anyone will enjoy:






i needn't say tacky, no?

Hey, it's a real post, from a real person, you like, the one and only, loveable, huggable pete!

Well, we've been having fun with this one around the office today, using text to speech to get our computers to yell at each other accross the hall. You can do different accents, it's pretty fun.

yeah, what a dink. or dorkus malorkus. or chimp-change. or scally-wag. or hipster doofus.

this is a "gallimaufry" gal-uh-MAW-free, noun:
A medley; a hodgepodge.

Good Lord I don't check out the board for a couple days and the board goes to sh!t.

In any event, you guys have probably heard about the Comrie/Oilers/Lowe deal thats going on right now where Lowe/Oilers are asking 2.5 mil from Comrie to finish the deal. What do you think of all that?

apparently this guy "no body knows my face" is pretending to be me. nobody can be me except me... so whoever you are, screw off. Otherwise this will become one giant flame-war between you and me!!! YOU WILL BE DESTROYED!!!!

-TAYLOR

okay okay... i get it.

the face dude and cromulent even have distinguishably different servers... so obviously NOT the same person... I just gave up after a while because you two kept bantering back and forth and saying a lot of the same stuff, or in the same style, perhaps.

So, cromulent = Eric, face = ?? perhaps I'll go w/ Paras and say Taylor, sounds good enough to me.

But, on another note, regarding the sounding-board qualities of this board, as mentioned by another, where those of us who post aren't necessarily looking for responses as much as we are just letting something fly in this etherworld...

I hate wetlandss! (yes, in that gollum-esque voice with more than one s on the end, that's how much we hateses it.) This fucking course had better have an easy final. We wantss to destroy her, we do. That evil devil bitch professor musst suffer for making this wetlandss course like the Dead Marshes!

heh, guess who's excited about ROTK? Hey Scotty, got the ticketses yet?

just a point of clarification (as Paras pointed out earlier) I, captain cromulent am Eric, NOT you will no my face, or any other manifestation of. second point of order is everyone should just chill it on out.

just as a personal note, heh heh, i find this message board to be incredibly fascinating because it functions like a microcosm of the real world, in that everyone's speaking and that information's going out and coming in and from all directions but there isn't any actual points of reception. it's like there's no actual completion of dialogue, just a lot of murmurs - especially when everything gets blown up and people go tizzy.

Shut up, tay.

...meaning I'm not Eric. But yes, I love them too; font and table tags are fun for settting things up the bomb. But the devastation is over now, and we can all laugh about that time some guy whose face nobody knows set this board up the bomb. Except maybe Leo. I don't think Leo will laugh. But I'll laugh extra hard to make up for him.

I love the tags </table> and </font>. That is all.