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December 11, 2003 -- 12:00 AM
posted by nobody knows my enraged face!

    DOUBLE-YOU-TEA-EPH!?!!! Idiots!!! I just gave away the answer to the mystery person, as did Paras! HELLO!?? It's CLEARLY not MATT.

    And no, you weren't in my social class, so shut the fuck up before I set you up the bomb.

December 11, 2003 -- 12:00 AM
posted by Leo

    Yeah, I learned about Kari on Tuesday, didn't know what to think... just one of those things that hits you like a ton of bricks. Never saw it coming...
    Had quite a few classes with her throughout high school, talked rarely with her though.

    I too was in Kari's Grade 12 social class.... I think, memory's a little hazy. Crazy Wallace and his surfing on the web for fishing stuff sitting in his crazy chair...

    As for our mystery person... Matt Lisac?

December 11, 2003 -- 12:00 AM
posted by nobody knows my face...

    "the price is WRONG, bitch"
    now my tongue got an itch
    goin off without a hitch:

    here I start, the end to impart
    the identity of this secret entity:

    Tongue-lash into whip-lash
    and he's jigglin' up the big-brash
    kuz all the layed-"EEE!"s love it and they covet
    They shove it and they shake it for him
    sh-sh-shake it like a polaroid
    gettin so paranoid they got hemWHOREoids
    kuzza the chronic in the positronic brain
    shootin dope up in the blood-rope
    like a speeding bullet in the head
    get in his bed bitch kuz his tongue got an itch
    an' it be goin off beneath yo britches
    so bring yo sistahs and yer bitches
    kuz momma teaches sharing equals caring
    and on the beach devil-daring is his santa maria
    get on board we'll be seein-ya
    when his sea-fairing vessel
    wants to get ya all undressed you'll
    sail his jolly roger an' sing th' high-C:
    'yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum drank with jin'n'juicy'
    go low, hos, walk his plank make him cum
    on yer chin iz his juice see as ya shuvit in yer loose catch
    shiverin his timbers wanderin fingers
    spyin the snatch with his eyepatch as he whispers
    "Yer bling is my bling and my bling yers."

    Who this fucked up, sucked up,
    drugged up, thugged-up buccanneer be?
    Bees knees, bitches! his sticky white still lingers on yer stingers!
    we be talkin bout the captain- the captain known as cromulent
    and cromulent meaning Ngerz!

December 10, 2003 -- 10:53 PM
posted by alison

ahem... um, er, ah... so, to add to my surprising news already mentioned today on the board, um, apparently, it was a suicide. What has made the world so crazy? I mean, while I didn't particularly know or get along with her, she rode the bus with me throughout jr high and highschool, you can't help but run into these people. and to top it off, her bro played hockey with my bro for a couple of years while my dad coached. holy cow. Sometimes you just don't know what to say.

December 10, 2003 -- 7:50 PM
posted by Par

Ah, kids, I win again!

December 10, 2003 -- 6:53 PM
posted by <s>captain cromulent<

    better start collecting seeds kids!!?!?!?!!*#()$#)*@)$_^&_@$_

    maybe y'all need to hear Crom on the mic
    cause when i showcase i showdown
    and the price is always right
    psych, made you think
    i was the Haggard
    though evidence was never staggered
    your guesses is the chest and i'm just the dagger
    don't get mad and don't get frust
    i'm not the Mehta, but who can you trust?
    really, Face just totally went spilly
    silly, connect the dots the hints aren't nilly
    still out to lunch cause the last two weren't correct
    two Wongs don't make a right
    i'm not Leo did i say that yet?
    could it be Adrian or could it be Al?
    or is Persey P just not feelin' so well?

December 10, 2003 -- 6:47 PM
posted by Leo

    Hey peoples...

    Fernie meeting sometime shortly after exams are over, cause we need to sort stuff out... and because I haven't had ANY time to look at things so it's about that time!

    Back to studying...... :(

December 10, 2003 -- 6:26 PM
posted by Beck

    I'm tired.
    But hey, I have a job lined up for when I'm not going to school.
    And yes, it is Culligan.
    later, going to Chilis.
    Some things never change.

December 10, 2003 -- 4:42 PM
posted by Par

That was lame! It wasn't even a real baby. And she didn't get a touchdown! Best case, three points. In conclusion, lame!

December 10, 2003 -- 4:36 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

CLICK. This is funny. Maybe even funnier than a kid missing the pool. Touchdown for Granny!

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