Beans!!!

so this is the RED e-mail:

went to the anarchist bookfair... interesting... anarchists smoke lots

my dad wants to put a red light on our door... we're not opening a red-light district in Riverbend, promise! but it sure would be funny if there was one... complete with red lights and all...

and the other red thing: my brother thinks I'm in on the conspiracy that is "hokey-pokey Elmo" what do you think?

:p

Nardwuar the Human Serviette is incredibly bizarre... just thought you should know.

shall we have a funeral for dear Harriet and do her up all nicely? I have paints!

oh, and halloween definitely calls for a par-tay. on all accounts... wherever it is, we should have one!

Funny thing, Jess, your hair grew in the shower, mine drastically shrunk, or that's when I finally noticed how short it truly was. It is now an inch above my bra! (how's that Beck? showers, bras, girls and hair!!!) This is a different sensation... 1 1/4 years ago was my last haircut, and I don't think i've had hair this short since first year... woo hoo! not that it looks particularly amazing since I don't do anything with it, but at least it's shorter.

It's offically offical - the little van has had it's days- she owes me nothing. I owe her a good home, no junkyard. The day has finally arrived.

What wall? What bitch? Show me, show me, show me! Or do I want to know?

After pondering my last post I thought I should let you all know that I do shower more frequently than that... it was intended as a joke, but since my family has forsaken me I don't want you guys avoiding me on the assumption of poor personal hygeine.

Plus... Keri would never stand for it, only once a month

as long as they're riotting at a college level.

What are you talking about Al? What about that wall? And did you see the pool? They flipped the bitch!
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Okay, there's no pool, but I've always wanted to say that and have it make some sense.

No web riot? Oh well better luck next time.

I know what's high value entertainment. Double messages.