Something cool that Paras could add to this site... possibly... if he wants to... if it works.WYSIWYG text form

Another pointless message... Up yours half hole/who cares any ways/Already built the gun can't wait to use it... It's all just a joke right?/No I'm really serious about destroying the space-time continum/I should stop using slashes...

Are you tired of clicking on broken links? Then click here.

No way, dont apologise. I take that back... I would say the message board is going uphill rather than down hill. Why? 'Cause we always talked about nothing and now we talk about it more. Plus I sympathise with your frenchie hating.Plus are you bored? Are Flash and Shockwave good ways to waste time? Then click here.

Just a small reminder - Chips are not "real" food- but however taco's are

ihatepapers@thisearlyinthemorning

why oh why did I not start this essay before midnight tonight? This is the last break I swear until the damn thing is done.

sleep is so delicious.......

I got this link from my genetics profs web page. It gives me hope as a budding scientist with low to mediocre (mediocrasism?) marks. Check it out, some of the things are hilarious like the patent for a device that aids in child birth that consists of strapping the pregnant mother to the middle of a round table and rotating it rapidly.
These are the Ig Nobel awards

Bah! What is this ridiculous evil Time-Space continuum destroying demon gun? I spit! It shall be destroyed along with the rest of the universe. The Half Hole and United Hindustan rule all!! Should the Half Hole fail, surely Paras will end up taking over the universe. One or the other! May all of mankind enjoy their second best cousins, the monkeys.

Boy is this message board going down hill. Cant you people come up with something to talk about?Anyways, tomorrow is thursday and the Oilers will be playing the Sabres. I know Scott has a Buffalo jersey, and the rest of you can come put and cheer for the home team. So, Im going to go to the nice big new BP's on Calgary Trail if anyone is interested in going. Be there or be square.

And now, ofr those of you who don't speak with a forked tongue, an english translation of the Frenchie's litle song... Without the aid of a language dictionary, I'm sorry I couldn't find one, so I don't know what two of the words mean... Go look it up yourself... Fine, I looked it up online, happy now??? Good!!!!

Without further ranting, the translation...


The larch... The larch....


ok, so only beck got that, but it's still funny damn-it!!!

My dog is red, my dog is green
Santa Claus eats my brother
The candy in my head is delicious
and my cat is in the garbage