THere once was a man named matt beckett
Whose name sort of rhymes with buckett
One day he farted
The red sea parted
THen he raped a chicken named pluckett

Top that one english

Sorry guys... I screwed up big time, I taught Jeremy the word "Uber"

God help us all...
Why has no-one picked up "uniquities"?

Oh yeah screw you English/Paras/Spankey/Fucko,
There I think i covered it

Beck,it seems that you documented everything you did last night except the part were you took a dump and scratched yourself, next time, a little more focus please, you have an audience you know and some of us are on our days off.

Dude, avoid grudges (Or in some cases... more grudges, Paras...)I think that we should either use the money to buy more lottery tickets... or just stock-pile our winnings from now till the end of the year and then go out or something.

Tired... lonely... can't read conclusions of paper...
I hate genetics and people who sleep can good
bastsard

Well I'm done question 1.... parts (a) through (e), four pages handwritten and double sided...
I really hate genetics.

I just thought... Paras, you never paid me for this weeks numbers. You can either pay me the dollar and collect the $1.66 winnings, or I can just keep it.
Either way please note that if we win millions and someone hasn't paid me... too bad... it's mine...

Hey can you believe it? We won the lottery!
With our randomly generated numbers of 2,3,23,37,39,41 we have collectively won $10.

Now how to split $10 between 6 people without generating lots of annoying change and causing long lasting grudges over who gets the extra penny? hmmm...

Speaking of which, check out the "cranked" series, it's like the bike video's shown at reds. I met one the rider's in the film his name is Dylan Tremblay, nice guy.


Ahh, thanks for finding that link par, my pants will forever thank me. Speaking of which who has replaced me in that department? I'm guessing scott, no wait...Beck, unless laura is around then it is clearly paras.

This reminds me of this on time pete and I were on the way to Scotty's house, I... well... you know... freshened the air, all of a sudden our conversation turned to an awkward pause only described in this episode of family guy when he let's one go in the elevator with the business guy around. If you don't know what I'm talking about, then... you're all on crack.

Boy it's good to see we're all mature...
HA Ha Ha... Poo