Hey can you believe it? We won the lottery!
With our randomly generated numbers of 2,3,23,37,39,41 we have collectively won $10.

Now how to split $10 between 6 people without generating lots of annoying change and causing long lasting grudges over who gets the extra penny? hmmm...

Speaking of which, check out the "cranked" series, it's like the bike video's shown at reds. I met one the rider's in the film his name is Dylan Tremblay, nice guy.


Ahh, thanks for finding that link par, my pants will forever thank me. Speaking of which who has replaced me in that department? I'm guessing scott, no wait...Beck, unless laura is around then it is clearly paras.

This reminds me of this on time pete and I were on the way to Scotty's house, I... well... you know... freshened the air, all of a sudden our conversation turned to an awkward pause only described in this episode of family guy when he let's one go in the elevator with the business guy around. If you don't know what I'm talking about, then... you're all on crack.

Boy it's good to see we're all mature...
HA Ha Ha... Poo

(Click Films -> Tour Dates)

All right, no Beck-procrastination here. Instead, I'm clogging up the board with a shameless plug. So enjoy. I'm not gonna do this up Monster Truck Ad Style, so just imagine the voice. What: New World Disorder IV (Some crazy biking movie) Where: Red's Who: River Valley Cycle (where me bro works) When: October 23rd, Doors at 7:00, Show at 9:00 Cost: $8.00 from me bro (that is, through me), $10.00 at the door Stuff: Cheap, Cheep Booze, Prizes, Shirts, etc. Why: I don't pretend to understand biking in winter, why would I understand this? No, I mean why are you plugging this: Because this is the only way I can get my bro off my back (plus I owe him for getting me a demo board) Are you done yet?: Not yet How about now: Yup, laterz

Stop procrastinating Matt, I said you should do your work, then we can go to chilies.... You may Not (although I am aware that you already have) check the message board and then do your work. The whole point of doing this is so that you DO get some of it done and the rest of it is that much easier. You'll thank me later for micromanaging your life. Funny though, I can't even run my own...

This message board is an amazing time-saver! I only had to find one link to keep me occupied, and Paras found another - if everyone finds some interesting and humorous link and posts it I can at least quadruple my procrastination efficiency!

as found something cool while procrastinating

We're Saved!


Finally! For Mr. Rossvegas and all those replacements (you know who you are, you flatulent bastards) a solution has been formed to keep your greenhouse gases from polluting the atmosphere of the people next to you. Unfortunately not from Gap, this product nevertheless will save friends the ... uh ... experience of sitting next to someone post-bean-burrito. All the info on how it works and where to get it can be found at the Under Tec Store. Buy now, don't wait. This is a limited time offer (like those amazing infomercial knives . . . why didn't I buy them when I had the chance?!?! And what about that marvelous vacuum-saving appliance?!?!)

I dunno. I enjoy killing time by changing posted links on the message board into working hyperlinks.

uh... yeah... that's about it. Other than HIYO!!

What to do when you are in need of some procrastination? Why not visit the flat earth society and learn about how you have been brainwashed into "spherical" thinking. Clearly these people have the evidence to show that the earth is flat... and fixed at the center of the universe... with real spherical objects rotating around it... about 4000ft above it... moving in some ubiquitous ether...
What can I say? It makes so much sense.
FlatWhyFlat

Screw you frenchie!

Ah... it's been far too long.
And you had better check this message before it get's lost in the archives.

... ... k... it's time... back to ZEL mutants of tetraploid worms...

So, I can spell everything including 'corpulent' but for some reason I spell Adrian as 'Adrienn'.Anyways... the really odd thing is... I got into work today and there is a cookie... sitting right here on my desk... right beside me right now...