Wait! There's no room for more than one Stick Ninja. It's time for a free for all duke out! Every Stick Ninja that has the guts to claim Ninja hood will have to come out for a battle royale. The last one standing keeps their name and vanquishes the pathetic! Yes...battle royale.

Tanks P.

Hypothetically, if you were to shop around for wireless network routers, what would you be looking for? Would 54 mbps be good or average? G or B type? Any particular brand have any exceptional qualities? I'm leaning on this G type, which happens to be 54 mbps, but I've come across these cheaper 11mbps ones.

Actually, crazy is that someone will actually stumble on this site. I mean, you would have to be searching for "paras and sale of surplus gay deceptacons." I don't want to know who's looking for that.

On an unrelated note, I was unable to sell my surplus of gay deceptacons. Perhaps I overestimated the popularity of 80s classics like these.

hey guys check this out!

http://www.ualberta.ca/htbin/lwgate/SURPLUS-MAILING-LIST/

it's the surplus sale mailing list website! so we can find out when we all can get sweet $30 computers.

in another note, when I was searching for this I discovered if you type something like "Paras" or "the WEBSITE" or "surplus sale" or "deceptacons are gay" odds are, this site will come up on the search engine. pretty crazy huh? I guess that means this isn't as private as I once thought.

and in other news, I've come to the conclusion that the deceptacons are gay. and not the happy will and grace kind, the scary closet kind that'll shoot you if happen to menition it to them even if some of them do transform into items that could be interpreted as phallic.

So yeah, if anyone is at all interested, the boys of summer, Lime, will be playing at the Hawrelak Park at 1:30 pm this Saturday. tickets are 10 dollars in advance and 15 at the door. contact any one of the Lime boys if you're interested in purchasing tickets. thank you, and hope to see you there.

hey cool, it's "Hom Sars runner!" Hommie Sars. good one Par, word up.

Remember that dog from duck hunt that would always laugh at you? In classic Duck Hunt style, you can give that dog what's coming to him:

Kill the Dog from Duck Hunt

Well, it's been over two months (believe it or not) since I put this up. So I decided to tidy things up a bit. I have some links so you don't have to scroll down through the pages to find something, as well as archives of previous months. If you think I've missed something or have a suggestion, lemme know.

hey man, no worries, no offense taken. i'll buy you a beer next time we're out. (as in, if Tony has his way, Friday)