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July 04, 2003 -- 4:16 PM
posted by Par
as is running out of stupid things to tag onto the word par
- From Top 10 Ways to Irritate Your [Webpage] Vistors:
4. The really professional irritator will not settle for just one obscure browser plug-in. Go for the gold. Use several bloated plug-ins that no one has already installed. This should drive away all newbies because they usually have no idea how to install even one plug-in, much less three. Experienced surfers will be glad to spend 20 minutes installing plug-ins to view your unique content.
5. When the visitor arrives at your site, be sure to pop up at least two ads behind their browser window and a minimum of two ads in front of their window. This will give them lots of options in where to go now that they have been sufficiently irritated to desire to leave right away. Even more important is the way you treat the occasional hard case that actually stays on your site after all of your efforts. When they leave, remind them to never return. Start popping up windows all over their monitor with windows that multiply every time they try to close them.
Par
July 03, 2003 -- 4:19 PM
posted by Par
mesan cheese
- Windows 95 Beer:
A lot of people have taste-tested it and claim it's
wonderful. The can looks a lot like Mac Beer's can, but tastes more like
Windows 3.1 Beer. It comes in 32-oz. cans, but when you look inside, the
cans only have 16 oz. of beer in them. Most people will probably keep
drinking Windows 3.1 Beer until their friends try Windows 95 Beer and say
they like it. The ingredients list, when you look at the small print, has
some of the same ingredients that come in DOS beer, even though the
manufacturer claims that this is an entirely new brew.
July 02, 2003 -- 4:47 PM
posted by Par
asparashurricanemehtamehta (try saying that 10 times fast)
- In honour of the four-day weekend (for some of us) that was:
vacation, n.:
A two-week binge of rest and relaxation so intense that
it takes another 50 weeks of your restrained workaday
life-style to recuperate.
June 30, 2003 -- 3:22 PM
posted by "eddie"
Whoa... I've not posted on here in awhile. Now, last time I left you with a happy tree friends episode to watch. IF you didnt search the net for more, here is a link: Happy Tree FriendsOR
Download MSN 6.0 (do search for it online) and get some of the wicked games and other features going.
June 30, 2003 -- 2:59 PM
posted by Par
ker Bros.
- Al: no. I'll let you figure out which question that answers.
Par
June 29, 2003 -- 10:38 AM
posted by Par
amount Pictures
- Here, if you're bored, play Population:Tire. Beat my high score (shouldn't take too long).
Population: Tire
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June 28, 2003 -- 4:09 PM
posted by Par
for the course Hey! It's a message board, not a message bored. Get it straight.
