This totally will not waste your entire fucking day.

Make your own comic strip!

http://www.comicstrip.ca/

I have a neighbor that's moving May Long Weekend, and has a large corner desk they don't want to take with them. It's in good condition, anyone want it?

I fully endorse Albert's concert suggestion. ... I can't go, but I fully support those who choose to go. Hannah Georgas is AWESOME.

... and playing Calgary on the 20th.

Who wants to see Hannah Georgas in concert on May 15th? Only $14.50 for tickets.

This one is still my favourite. Probably everyone saw it on TV already, but in case you missed it:

I always thought of those discs as hard discs and retained "floppy" for the ones the actually flopped. I remember when I got my Commodore 64 and my uncle gave me a whole tray of floppy disc games........ ah, nostalgia.

"The Man Your Man Could Smell Like" is without a doubt the best ad I have ever seen. I've watched it 3 times!

Lede: Sony has announced it will stop selling the 30-year-old storage format in Japan in March 2011 because of dwindling sales.

People still buy floppy disks?

Well it wasn't exactly the patient. It was a co-worker. Craziness analysis was still warranted, I think.

For the record, wrap them in some gauze or a cloth and put them in some ice. Even if the tip doesn't survive, you'll be thankful for the protection of those severed nerves and you'll dramatically reduce the chance of infection.

And it will hurt like a bitch once the freezing wears off.