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December 11, 2003 -- 12:02 AM
posted by no homeboy knows my face

    I present to the few of you
    who presently want to argue with me
    a bomb set up yer fine community.
    Sit back, relax, grab the snacks
    enjoy my verbal attacks, jack
    I got yer backs captain-C
    as yer expectancy would be
    of me to do so,
    peep the funk flow,
    "hot sex in back rows"
    Beck gotsda 2 turntables
    and he do enables my microphone
    you just can't slow down the drone
    of my vocal tone,
    but when in Rome, right?
    So sit back tight, an relax aight?
    May as well enjoy the prodigous boy
    with no face kuz he's here to stay
    from day to day, so take it as entertainment hey?
    Unstoppable like a novacaine hurricane
    or sugar-ray leonard hopped up on sugarcane,
    the tee-kay-oh of sugar-ray Leo is frightening,
    but I gotsta keep on fighting, my tongue like lightning
    it's so exciting, but don't take it for real
    kuz you gotta keep it real, get the feel
    to enjoy my sphiel it's a sealed deal
    kuz the shit I disturb is intangible,
    my stir-stick's a verb or a noun, I'm the evangel
    of your worst tongue-tied nightmare scares
    now goodnight, my fairs
    don't be splitting hairs
    or fretting over me
    you'll see when you come to love me
    that I can be a cat in the hat
    if you don't get whack, lacking thing 1 and thing 2
    stick wit me in the ring hon, and I'll make you king too.

December 11, 2003 -- 12:01 AM
posted by captain cromulent

    sorry or not the bizz-omb got dropped
    and everyone's gonna be pissed when they wake to this spot
    where the shit was disturbed
    like a purple haze or a crazy maze
    of rhetoric in a blurb
    from Time magazine
    Face, the pie's on its way
    i thinks you're gonna get creamed

December 11, 2003 -- 12:01 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

    I just noticed Leo posted an angry message to me. oops. As for the big bright red text thing, that was a mistake, I forgot to turn the font off again after my text. As for the background- that was entirely on purpose kuz I'm bored and tired of studying. My apologies if you're angry because of that... Paras will of course change it back by tomorrow anyway. heh heh

    Besides, it's only retrograde; new messages are not messed up.

    And if that wasn't what you were angry about, then I'm guessing you're angry kuz I said you weren't in my social class. You weren't- I'm not even talking about the same girl... I was just trying to say you were off base, and that you didn't even go to school with the girl I'm talking about. I was offended kuz it seemed like you were trying to make "a claim to fame" to a suicide that was incredibly personal to me. But still, I guess my response was inappropriate considering... so if THAT's the reason you're angry, my apologies: I'm very sorry.

December 11, 2003 -- 12:01 AM
posted by captain cromulent

    yo he's clearly not Matt
    cause he spat dat brat-pack scat -
    flings flack before you can hit back
    smack! rattles yo brain, we ain't to blame
    happens when there's too much slack
    ya stem looks inflamed
    this tug of war ain't a game
    my aim is to raise yo minds
    break the signifiers from the signs
    deal Semiotics like semi-automatics
    my mic control is perfect
    made due by all the practice
    Face and me keep shit movin' off the static
    recievers comin' in clean
    gleams style like my rhymes reign supreme
    dials in like a dream
    so you can call me Karem
    hook shots with verbs nerds know what they seen
    the flow that don't stop like nose bleeds that don't clot
    the house party that's all stock by the shine that i brought
    i plots schemes to the beats
    that drop like a bomb like you and your mom
    i mean when you were a baby
    and your head got the harm
    i'm just gonna stop cause my jestin's gettin' wack
    cause real hip hop heads just keep they packs on they back

December 11, 2003 -- 12:01 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

now we wait for paras to delete my messages.

December 11, 2003 -- 12:01 AM
posted by nobody knows my ecstatic face

Sweet, it worked! Nobody sets ME up the bomb!!! woo!!!

December 11, 2003 -- 12:01 AM
posted by nobody knows my disappointed f

    argh. It only HALF worked, although it was nicely destructive. Maybe this will work, otherwise I think it's safe to say that this webpage has set ME up the bomb.



    NOW I SET YOU UP THE BOMB!!!

December 11, 2003 -- 12:01 AM
posted by Leo

    Maybe because I'm just tired, or I'm just stressed about my exam tomorrow, but I'm getting damn sick of you, whoever the fuck you are. At this point I really don't care, at first it was all in good fun but now it's getting to the point where I'm getting pissed off with this entire charade. Once upon a time the profanity was hilarious, but now I'm just getting mad, maybe it has something to do with the lack of respect you have of certain recent events to so blatantly "talk" in such a manner, especially with the flow of the conversation.

    Anyhow, I'm getting mad… and if you know me as well as I think you do… you don't want to get me mad.

    I'm going to bed.

    Fuck Off Asshole.

December 11, 2003 -- 12:01 AM
posted by let's try this again...





    BOOM BIZOUNCE!!!

December 11, 2003 -- 12:01 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

    That's it. I've had a enough. I'm officially setting this webpage up the bomb. BEHOLD:



    FEAR THE FACELESS WRATH!!!

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