as loves slightly twisting old jokes to claim as his own

Well, I made some progress on the artificially stupid dog, so here's some stuff for you folks. They are slightly related, but only if you don't think about it:

• First, what I'd like to do to a computer:
  
  
  (not mine, of course)
  
  
• Next, the answer to the age old question, why are dark Guinness' bubbles light?
  

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  (Also, here's a slightly overcooked joke from Wil Wheaton (the kid with the leeches from "Stand By Me" (also Wesley Crusher on Star Trek (he has his own weblog now (WilWheaton.net))))):
  
  The leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud, the CEO of Miller gets a Miller, the head of Coors orders a Coors, and so on. Until it's Arthur Guinness's turn. He orders a soda.
  
  "Why didn't you order a Guinness?" everyone asks.
  
  Guinness replies, "if you guys aren't having beer, then neither will I."
  

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• Finally, a Homer moment: Red Lobster Endless Crab Offer Gobbled Up Chain's Profits
  
  


That's it from me. If I survive this weekend, you may thank those lovely sacrifices to Pele, Hawaiian God(dess?) of Fire.

I switched to the left one...looks more lively.

Hey scott, which server did you choose for GunBound? I chose the one on the right. My nick is Paralyzer.

damn you hyper text transfer protocols!!!

er...

badgersflash is still the media of my life

whoa... this is foreign land for me these days. havent been to 'the site' and Im missing out on all the simpsons glory...badgers
flash is the media of my life

bah I mean 6

J/k Pete.

Matrix Revolutions Trailer:

Enjoy!

3 is me foo! May Paralyzer have mercy upon your soul!

oh yeah I forgot to mention that I'm currently burning season 5 onto cd now...

Hey let me see if I'm getting this right. This is the break down of who has what seasons right?

1
2
3 Paras
4 Eric
5 Pete
6
7 Paras
8 Pete
9 Paras
10 Eric
11 Eric
12
13 Beck
14 Beck

I just figured that this would make things less confusing when we pick another season to download. I just pray to god I haven't made a mistake, or have mercy upon us all...